The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of melons are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In...
A beautiful woman walks into a doctor’s office and the doctor is bowled off by how stunningly awesome she and his professionalism goes right through the...
A man escapes a prison where he has been locked up for 15 years. He goes into a house and finds a young couple in bed....
A boss said to his secretary I want to make love with you & I will make it very fast. I’ll throw $1000 on the floor,...
A man is in a hotel lobby, He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally...
Anna and blonde are walking home from a night at the bar and have to pee, so they stop at a cemetery. With nothing to wipe...
One night a little girl walks in on her parents room. The mother is going up and down on the father and when she sees her...
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. She asks: “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother...
A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 years. They always left the lights off when having fun. He was...
A tough looking group of hairy bikers are riding when they see a girl about to jump off a bridge, so they stop. The leader, a...