A man and his wife were working in their garden one day. The man looks over at his wife and says: “Your bum is getting really...
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where...
“Dad, where did I come from?” asks this 10-years-old. The father was shocked that a 10 year old would be asking a question like that. He...
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a...
A couple was having dinner one evening when the husband reached across the table, took his wife’s hand in his and said; “Beth, soon we will...
An elderly couple was just settled down for bed when the old man realized he left the lights on in the greenhouse in the back yard....
The madam opened the night house door in Miami and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties. “May I...
A man calls home to his wife and says, “Honey, I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss and several of...
A man and a woman who had never met before but were both married to other people found themselves assigned to the same sleeping compartment on...
Dan married a woman with an identical twin. Less than a year later, he was in court filing for a divorce. “Tell the court why you...