A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, “I hate to ruin your day but I have to...
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, “Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on...
One day a beggar knocked at the door of a house, and when a woman opened the door, asked her for alms. “I’ve nothing to give...
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions. The first guy says, “I’m a YUPPIE. You know, young, urban, professional.”...
Ray and Bob, two Government maintenance guys, were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A woman walked by and asked what they were...
A woman walks into the City Center link office, trailed by 15 kids “WOW,” the social worker exclaims, “Are they ALL yours?” “Yeah, they are all...
A mother and a baby camel were talking one day when the baby camel asked; Mom, why do we have these huge three-toed feet? The mother...
I got chatting to a girl in a club. “Can I buy you a drink ?” I asked. “Have you not got a girlfriend ?” she...
Irishman was drinking in a bar in London when he gets a call on his cell phone. He orders drinks for everybody in the bar as...
A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and...