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A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to...
A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing. Just as she...
A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, “I hate to ruin your day but I have to...