A fireman comes home from work one day and tells his wife, “We have a wonderful system at the fire station: Bell 1 rings, we put...
A man walking down the street hears a voice: “Stop! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down and kill you.” The man...
While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, and resumed their...
Well, for example, the other day, Bev my wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop...
Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic School. Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while...
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a shopping mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls...
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next...
A guy asked a girl in the library. “Do you mind if I sit beside you?” The girl answered with a loud voice. “I don’t want...
A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another shot. After he finishes, he looks...
A drunk walks into a bar and says to the bartender with a drunken slur. “Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one,...