A man and his wife are at a restaurant and the husband keeps staring at an old drunken lady swigging her gin at a nearby table....
A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much. My...
Two elderly grandparents from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: “Slim, I’m 83...
A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred. The doctor asked the man, “Do you smoke or drink?” “No,” he...
A pastor, who shall we say was “humor impaired,” attended a conference to help encourage and better equip pastors for their ministry. Among the speakers were...
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in...
A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, “Mommy, I have to pee.” The mother said to the little...
Week after week, the man came to his pastor with a big problem. “When I go to bed, I can’t sleep because I’m afraid of monsters...
I was sitting on a beach one summer day, watching two children, a boy and a girl, playing in the sand. They were hard at work...
An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies,...