Morris, an 82-year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a...
A father asks his 10-year-old son if he knows about the birds and the bees. I don’t want to know! the child says, bursting into tears....
A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband who was a big...
An elderly woman went into the doctor`s office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, “I`d like to have some birth-control pills.” Taken...
A man and his wife of more than 50 years were rocking back and forth on the front porch. Slowly they rocked in rhythm, as this...
Little Johnny runs into the bathroom just as his mother is stepping out of the shower and curiously points to her triangle of hair and asks:...
Grandpa and his 7 year old grandson are gardening when to boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its h*le. He says, “Grandpa, I...
Three women are talking about their night lives. One says, “I call my husband ‘The dentist’ because nobody can drill like he does.” The next says,...
Three friends while touring Dubai happened to stumble into a harem tent filled with more than fifty beautiful women. The guys start getting friendly with these...
An old man and his wife are in bed. After lying in silence for a few minutes, the old man farts and says, “seven points.” His...