A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband who was a big...
An elderly woman went into the doctor`s office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, “I`d like to have some birth-control pills.” Taken...
A man and his wife of more than 50 years were rocking back and forth on the front porch. Slowly they rocked in rhythm, as this...
Little Johnny runs into the bathroom just as his mother is stepping out of the shower and curiously points to her triangle of hair and asks:...
Grandpa and his 7 year old grandson are gardening when to boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its h*le. He says, “Grandpa, I...
Three women are talking about their night lives. One says, “I call my husband ‘The dentist’ because nobody can drill like he does.” The next says,...
Three friends while touring Dubai happened to stumble into a harem tent filled with more than fifty beautiful women. The guys start getting friendly with these...
An old man and his wife are in bed. After lying in silence for a few minutes, the old man farts and says, “seven points.” His...
Two friends are having drinks when they get into an argument about who enjoys bed time more. The man says, “Men obviously enjoy bed time more...
Three babies are in their mother’s womb. One of them says, “I want to be an artist, so everyone will know what it looks like in...