A boy comes back from school, disappointed, because he got a 0 on a geography exam. “The teacher gave me a zero because I couldn’t answer...
The superman was kinda bored so he just started flying around looking for something to do. He’s flying over Wonder Woman’s house and sees her bedroom...
A man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there’s an ad...
A man and a woman had been married for ten years and decided to try and have kids. They had not been using birth control for...
A girl is about to tie the knot, and is watching her mother bake biscuits in the kitchen. “Mom?” she asks. “How do you keep Dad...
An older couple are playing in the annual club championship. They are playing in a playoff hole and it is down to a 6 inch putt...
A young blonde, on vacation in Louisiana, wanted a pair of alligator shoes, but was reluctant to pay high New Orleans prices. She stomped out of...
A woman scanned the guest at a party and spotted an attractive man standing alone so she approached him. “My name is Carmen,” she told him....
St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed a game to be played on neutral grounds between a select team...
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a stunningly beautiful young woman was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight...