Sister Mary Katherine lived in a nunnery, a block away from Jack’s liquor store. One day, in walked Sister Mary K. and said, “Oh Jack, give...
Little Johnny went to the store with his grandmother. On the way home, he looked through her bags to see what she had purchased. In one...
A Greek and Italian were sitting in a Starbucks’s one day discussing who had the superior culture. Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, “Well we...
A little old couple in their eighties was sitting on the couch watching the movie channel. He looked at her and asked, “Do you think we...
Two blonde gals went together to play the slot machines at the casino. Each agreed that when her allotted money was gone, she would go to...
Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says “Doc, I’m getting married this week-end and my fiance thinks I’m untouched, is there anything...
On the first day of their Honeymoon. The very naive blonde bride slipped into a hot but sweet nightie, and with great anticipation, crawled into bed,...
Three women were talking about their love lives. The first said, “My husband is like a Rolls-Royce; smooth and sophisticated.” The second said, “Mine is like...
A young innocent girl is about to go on her 1st date and is given some word of advise and warning by her mother; “Look darling,...
A Dad and a Son were watching TV downstairs. The Dads feet started getting cold. So he sends his Son upstairs to get his slippers. When...