Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the...
Two guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding. “I’m not sure if my future bride is a pure or not.” His buddy replies, “Oh, there’s an easy...
It was a little boy’s first day in school and a teacher was going to play a “guessing” game. She passed out different items to each...
While enjoying their evening cocktails, the wife asks her husband, in very seductive voice, “Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?” “No,” said her...
A noted physio therapist realizes that people often lie about the frequency of their encounters, so he devises a test to tell for certain how often...
A family are driving in their car on holidays. A frog crosses the road and the husband, who is driving, is able to stop the car....
Richard a village doctor was awakened at 4 a.m. to make a house call. He reluctantly got dressed and braved a snowstorm. After the examination, he...
One day an old lady went to the doctors because she had an itch between her legs. She told the doctor her problem and he said,...
Sister Mary Katherine lived in a nunnery, a block away from Jack’s liquor store. One day, in walked Sister Mary K. and said, “Oh Jack, give...
Little Johnny went to the store with his grandmother. On the way home, he looked through her bags to see what she had purchased. In one...