The judge looks sternly at the ex wife. Judge: “why do you think you deserve custody of the child?” Ex wife: “I brought him into this...
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a restaurant. They are having a fun time and give their waitress a huge tip. Super excited...
A woman goes to the doctor’s to have a strange mark on her tummy looked at. The doctor said, “Do you by any chance have a...
A man hires a blonde to paint stripes down a road, but she has to keep the contract and do at least four miles each day....
A man called his doctor, and said “doc”, you gotta come over here quick, you see when my wife got out of the shower, a mouse...
Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning: “Windows frozen, won’t open.” Husband texts back: “Gently pours some lukewarm water over it and then gently tap...
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew...
Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench enjoying a cigarette. A woman stopped, “excuse me young man, but I’ll have you know that those can...
A man went to his doctor and asked him how to prolong the lovemaking experience. The doctor told him that winking before lovemaking often helped men...
Two women go out one night without their husbands. They go to a bar, have a chat along with a couple of drinks and then head...