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Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One old lady turns to the other and asks, “Do you still get horny?” The...
A lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest feet she’d...
Joe woke up one morning and looked for his wife, but his wife wasn’t there. She had awakened and was preparing breakfast in the kitchen. Joe...
One night a man has a dream that he died and went to heaven. He sat next to another man on a bench and began talking....
The phone rings at the local police station. “Hello? I’m calling to report my neighbor, Craig. He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood!” “Thank you very...
Four guys are playing golf together and talking about how successful their sons are. The first says, “My son is so successful, he’s VP of his...
An art teacher, a math teacher, and a science teacher are all arguing over which one of them is the smartest. The art teacher shows the...
The Queen and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and they both go before St. Peter to find out if they’ll be admitted to heaven....
There was a woman who had a dog that snored. She called her vet to find out if there was anything that would stop the snoring....
A boy, his father and his mother are having dinner. But the boy doesn’t want to eat his broccoli. Eat your broccoli! – says the mother....