A blonde was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories. A week later the blonde complained to the doctor that they didn’t produce the desired...
A couple was watching a Discovery Channel special about an African bush tribe whose men all had manhood 24 inches long. When males reach a certain...
A guy asked a girl in a university library: “Do you mind if I sit beside you?” The girl replied with a loud voice: “I DON’T...
The doctor and his wife were playing golf at the club and she drove a 300 yard tee shot straight down the fairway. The doctor said...
A man walks into a bank and says to the the clerk, “I want to open a account in this damn bank.” The woman, astonished, replies:...
A woman comes home and tells her husband, “Remember those headaches I’ve been having all these years? Well, they’re gone.” “No more headaches?” the husband asks,...
A young farm girl answers the door and sees an older neighbor there. Girl: “My father isn’t home, but I know what you want and I...
A cop saw a car weaving all over the road and pulled it over. He walked up to the car and saw a nice-looking blonde woman...
The owner of a golf course was confused about paying a bill, So he asked his BLONDE secretary for some mathematical help. “If I were to...
A blonde walks into an empty bar on New Year’s Eve and asks the bartender if she can use his phone to wish her family back...