The doctor and his wife were playing golf at the club and she drove a 300 yard tee shot straight down the fairway. The doctor said...
A man walks into a bank and says to the the clerk, “I want to open a account in this damn bank.” The woman, astonished, replies:...
A woman comes home and tells her husband, “Remember those headaches I’ve been having all these years? Well, they’re gone.” “No more headaches?” the husband asks,...
A young farm girl answers the door and sees an older neighbor there. Girl: “My father isn’t home, but I know what you want and I...
A cop saw a car weaving all over the road and pulled it over. He walked up to the car and saw a nice-looking blonde woman...
The owner of a golf course was confused about paying a bill, So he asked his BLONDE secretary for some mathematical help. “If I were to...
A blonde walks into an empty bar on New Year’s Eve and asks the bartender if she can use his phone to wish her family back...
Two old women were talking and exchanging notes on their sensual activities. The first old woman told the second old woman that sometimes she was able...
A man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt and legs that...
When I first met my wife we went on our first date and I was pretty nervous. I wanted to take her somewhere different to break...