Two old women were talking and exchanging notes on their sensual activities. The first old woman told the second old woman that sometimes she was able...
A man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt and legs that...
When I first met my wife we went on our first date and I was pretty nervous. I wanted to take her somewhere different to break...
Two men are trying to get in a quick eighteen holes of golf, but there two women golfers in front of them who are taking quite...
Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together, discussing how important their children are. The first one tells her friends, “my son is a priest. When he...
A little girl asked her mother, “How did the human race appear?” The mother answered, “God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so...
A young boy says to his father “Dad, our math teacher is asking to see you.” “What happened?” The father asks. “Well, she asked me, ‘how...
Ted comes home blackout drunk, as he does most nights. With his eyes barely open, he misses his friend Carl in bed with his wife. He...
A rich man comes home and immediately starts shouting at his wife. “I’ve been looking at our expenses and they are through the roof! What have...
Two women go out one Saturday night without their husbands. As they come back, right before dawn, both of them drunk, they felt nature calling. They...