A guy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what guys and girls do on back roads some distance...
A duck goes into a store and waddles up to the manager. He asks him if he sells duck food. The shopkeeper tells him no. The...
A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught a judge just as he was about to leave, and asked him to marry...
Two elderly gentlemen, who had been without enjoyment for several years, decided they needed to visit a cat-house for some tail. When they arrived, the madam...
Two hot girls were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: “Two girls — $50.00.” A policeman seeing the sign...
A cat dies and goes to Heaven. God meets him at the gate and says, “You have been a good cat all of these years. Anything...
A Sunday School teacher decided to quiz her students about what they learned that year. Sunday School Teacher: “Okay class… who can tell me what are...
A couple just had their first son. The husband is half Irish and half Indian, the wife is half Chinese and half Italian. That’s a lot...
An 8-year-old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard. She asked him: “Daddy, what is make love?” The Dad was surprised that...
I would like to share a personal experience I had about drinking and driving. This might save you the cost and embarrassment of being arrested for...