A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress taking another order at a table a few paces away suddenly...
An old couple were sitting on the porch one afternoon rocking in their rocking chairs. All the sudden the old man reaches over and slaps his...
An elderly couple visits their grown-up grandson one night. While in the bathroom, Grandpa discovers a bottle of pills in his grandson’s medicine cupboard. “I don’t...
On their honeymoon, the new husband told his bride, “I have a confession to make that I should have made before, but I was concerned that...
A husband returns home one night to find his wife in bed with a undressed man. “What are you doing?” he shouts. The wife turns to...
The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we’re going to be three in...
The old couple were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 50th wedding anniversary. The old woman said, “We will go to all the...
A man and a woman had been married some time when the woman began to question her husband. “I know you’ve been with a lot of...
A young woman asks her mother, “Mom, how many kind of private part are there?” The mother, surprised, answers, “Well, daughter, a man goes through three...
A man returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this prognosis,...