A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: “Da-ad…” “What?” “I’m thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?” “No....
Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park. Suzie comes along chomping on her bubblegum. Suzie asked, “You wanna play doctor?” Johnny replied, “No,...
Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front, husbands in back. Herb says to Sam, “Gee, we went to a new restaurant last night and...
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the...
The little daughter asked her mother, “How do you make a baby?” The mother didn’t know how to react. So she thought real hard, “Well, daddy...
A couple comes up to a wishing well. The guy leans over, makes a wish, and throws in a penny. His wife decides to make a...
Two men are in a bar getting drunk. Suddenly one of them throws up all over himself. He says, “Oh, no. Now my wife will kill...
Three women worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, the boss left work early. One day, the women decided that when...
A married man decided to work late to be with his hot secretary, so he called his wife to make up an excuse. After work he...
Little Johnny and his father were walking in the park. They saw two dogs having make love. Little Johnny asks, “What are they doing, dad?” Dad...