One day a man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the lady...
A girl asks her father, “Why does it rain? Is it God sweating or crying?” “No,” says her father, “it rains to make the plants grow....
A man is lying on the beach, Wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, “If you were any sort of...
A young blonde fears her husband is having an affair. She goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she finds him...
Jack at the grocery store ask the lady to show him wear the cookies are. The lady takes him to the bathroom and takes off her...
A little old lady comes into the kitchen to talk to her husband and says, “Honey just look at me. My legs are heavy, thighs are...
Peter sat at his dying wife’s bedside. Her voice was little more than a whisper. “Pete darling,” she breathed, “I’ve a confession to make before I...
A farmer walks into his bedroom carrying a lamb under his arm. He walks over to his wife who’s laying in bed. “See!” he yells, “This...
A husband and wife are moving out of their house and are starting to box everything up. The husband finds a box under the bed, pulls...
A young couple is on their honeymoon. The husband is sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub saying to himself, “Now how can...