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A husband asks his wife, “Will you marry after I die?” The wife responds, “No, I will live with my sister.” The wife asks him back,...
A married couple are out one night at a dance club. There’s a guy on the dance floor giving it large: break dancing, moon walking, back...
A woman was taking an afternoon nap. When she woke up, she told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace. What...
A guy and his wife are sitting and watching a boxing match on television. The husband sighs and complains, “This is disappointing. It only lasted for...
A husband exclaims to his wife one day, “Your bum is getting really big. It’s bigger than the BBQ grill!” Later that night in bed, the...
After 15 years of marriage the wife asked her husband to describe her. The husband looked at her slowly and without blinking an eye, said, “ABCDEFGHIJK.”...
A little girl and a little boy were at day-care one day. The girl approached the boy and said, “Hey Billy, want to play house?” He...
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A man and his wife check into a hotel The husband wants to have a drink at the bar, but his wife is extremely tired so...
An Irish couple are having hard financial times, so they decide that she’ll try being a hpoker: She’s not quite sure what to do, so the...