An elderly man told his wife, Honey we have done everything in our life except ride in an aeroplane. Let’s do it, she said OK. They...
The husband comes home drunk and breaks some crockery, vomits and falls down on the floor: His wife pulls him up and cleans everything. The next...
A young newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told them, “We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having make...
The old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink. He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing...
Little Johnny comes home from school and his Grandma asks him about his day. Little Johnny says, “Oh, the school was fun. We were learning make...
Johnny told dad to take a shower. “I’m scared, can I take a shower with you?” Johnny said. “No, son, that would be weird,” his father...
Dolly wanted a new living room set but her husband kept saying. “No.” Every day she would ask him to please let her have the set....
A newly married couple was walking through a garden, suddenly a dog ran towards them. They both knew it will bite them. The husband lifted his...
An elderly couple is both lying in bed one morning, having just woken from a good night’s sleep. He takes her hand and she responds. “Don’t...
A drunk staggers into a diner and orders a couple of eggs. The waiter, suspecting that they’ve run out, goes back to question the chef. “Hey,...