The old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink. He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing...
Little Johnny comes home from school and his Grandma asks him about his day. Little Johnny says, “Oh, the school was fun. We were learning make...
Johnny told dad to take a shower. “I’m scared, can I take a shower with you?” Johnny said. “No, son, that would be weird,” his father...
Dolly wanted a new living room set but her husband kept saying. “No.” Every day she would ask him to please let her have the set....
A newly married couple was walking through a garden, suddenly a dog ran towards them. They both knew it will bite them. The husband lifted his...
An elderly couple is both lying in bed one morning, having just woken from a good night’s sleep. He takes her hand and she responds. “Don’t...
A drunk staggers into a diner and orders a couple of eggs. The waiter, suspecting that they’ve run out, goes back to question the chef. “Hey,...
A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner. This is her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit...
Little Johnny and Billy were engaging in the time-honoured tradition of a verbal battle like little boys all over the world. “My Father is better than...
Two couples are having their wedding reception in the same hotel, and the two grooms are having a few beers together at the bar. “I bet...