One night, a father passed by his son’s room and heard his son praying: “God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta ta, Grandpa.” The father...
“The car won’t start,” aid a wife to her husband. “I think there’s water in the carburettor.” “How do you know?” said the husband scornfully....
A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, “I have...
The bride tells her husband, “Honey, you know I’m a virgin and I don’t know anything about s*x. Can you explain it to me first?” “OK,...
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a...
DAD: “Ok, so after every question i ask you you must say ketchup and rubber buns”. KID: Gotcha. DAD: what did you buy at the...
Grandpa and Grandma were visiting the kids overnight, when Grandpa found a bottle of Man power tablets in his son’s medicine cabinet. He asked the...
A man gets home, screeches his car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of his lungs,...
A guy goes over to his friend’s house, rings the bell, and the wife answers. “Hi, is Hank home?” he asks. “No, I’m sorry, he’s...
this newly wed couple were on there honey moon and where about to have s*x: wife: before we do this i have something i have...