A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She puts on her dressing gown and goes downstairs to look...
An old man and an old woman are sitting in their rocking chair. The old woman embroiders while the old man reads the paper. The old...
Grandpa was telling his young grandson what life was like when he was a boy. “In the winter we’d ice skate on our pond. In the...
Husband and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, ‘And you are no good in...
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her mother asked, “How was the...
An elderly couple visits a doctor. The doctor says to the old man, “I’ll need a urine sample, a feces sample, and a blood sample.” The...
A husband and wife get up on Sunday morning. After breakfast, the wife notices that her husband isn’t dressed for church. “Why aren’t you dressed for...
A Husband and wife are shopping in their local Walmart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. ‘What do...
Dad: Who do you like more, Mum or Dad? Little Johnny: BOTH Dad: Ok if i go to America and your mum goes to Paris, where...
A couple had been married for 45 years. And They had raised a brood of 11 children and were blessed with 22 grandchildren. When asked the...