A Husband and wife are shopping in their local Walmart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. ‘What do...
Dad: Who do you like more, Mum or Dad? Little Johnny: BOTH Dad: Ok if i go to America and your mum goes to Paris, where...
A couple had been married for 45 years. And They had raised a brood of 11 children and were blessed with 22 grandchildren. When asked the...
A man and his wife went three days without talking after having an argument. On an occasion, the man remembered that the next day he would...
A Husband and wife went to have dinner at a 5-star restaurant. As the waiter comes with their food, the husband says, “Our food has arrived!...
A man shops for groceries with his wife. The man sees a case of beer on one of the shelves and puts it in the cart....
A young boy and his dad went out fishing one fine morning. After a few quiet hours out in the boat, the boy became curious about...
A man and his wife were driving down the road and talking. The wife asked her husband, “Honey if I were to die, would you get...
A husband and wife are sitting on the couch watching TV. The wife looks at the husband and he is staring at the ceiling above her...
A man and his wife enter a dentist’s office. The wife says “I need a tooth pulled. No gas or Novocain! I’m in a terrible hurry....