A elderly woman entered a large furniture store

An elderly woman entered a large furniture store and was greeted by a much younger salesman.

“Is there something in particular I can show you?” he asked.

“Yes, I want to buy a loving sofa.”

“You mean a sectional sofa,” he suggested.

“Sectional, schmectional.” she bitterly retorted.

“All I want is an occasional piece in the living room!”