A Few Puns I Thought Of While Trying

A few puns I thought of while trying not to get out of bed .

What did the Alabama sister say to her sibling?

“Cum at me bro” Why did the wild fowl sneak into the girls washroom?

He was a peeking duck What did the fruit farmer say when asked about his crops?

“It’s bananas” What is the hydraulic press’s favourite vegetable?

“Squash” (I also ask this of my gf right before I climb on top of her. It’s great)

How come the league of player started playing horribly after they had a baby?

“They’re feeding”