A guy comes home from work

A guy comes home from work and he is quite upset.

His wife looks worried and asks him what’s wrong.

He shakes his head and refuses to say anything.

Later, during dinner, he’s just pushing his food around on his plate and staring out the window.

“Honey, what is it? I’ve never seen you like this before,”

the wife says. “It’s . . . nothing,” he says.

“I can’t burden you with my problems. It wouldn’t be fair.”

“Your problems?” the wife says. “We are partners.

We face everything together.

Your problem is my problem.

There is no I, just we.

Now please, tell me, what is it?”

“Well,” he says, looking up at her glumly.

“we got our secretary pregnant and now she’s suing us for support.”