A lady and her dog were enjoying a stroll in the park when her dog was mounted from behind by a large Rottweiler.
The Rot was really humping away and the lady was frantically trying to break them up, to no avail.
A small boy named Little Johnny walked up and stuck his finger in the Rot’s b*tt, and the action immediately stopped.
The lady was amazed.
“How did you do that?” she asked.
The little Johnny said, “
That’s my dog! He can dish it out, but he can’t take it!”