Clean Jokes A little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap share it share it pin it As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what would you like for Christmas?” The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped: “Didn’t you get my E-mail?”Advertisement Related Topics: Up Next Three elderly men are taking a walk outside Don't Miss A man with a piece of paper in his hand You may like Advertisement Advertisement