A man walked into an insurance office

A man walked into an insurance office and asked two senior executives for a job.

“We’re not taking on new staff,” they said.

“But you can’t afford to be without me,” insisted the man.

“I can sell insurance to anybody, anywhere, anytime.”

“Okay,” they said. “Prove it. There are two prospective clients who have resisted all our attempts to sell them a policy. If you can sell to just one of them, you’re hired.”

The guy was gone for around two hours, but when he returned he handed over two cheques – one for a $75,000 policy and another for a $50,000 policy.

“How in the world did you manage that?” asked the executives.

“I told you: I’m the world’s best insurance salesman.”

“There’s just one thing,” they said.

“Did you get a urine sample?”