Annual Physical Examination

An eighty-three year old lady finished her annual physical examination whereupon the doctor said “You are in fine shape for your age.. but tell me.. do you still have intercourse?” “Just a minute .. I’ll have to ask my husband,” she said.

She went out to the reception room and said: “Jake do we still have intercourse?” Jake answered impatiently “If I told you once I told you a thousand times We have blue cross !!”