Earl and Johnny go out on a hunting trip

Earl and Johnny go out on a hunting trip together.

The nights are already cold so they don’t mind sharing the tent for one.

At around 1 am, Earl wakes up suddenly:

“Johnny, what do you think you’re doing?!”

Johnny: “My hands are cold, I was just warming them between these two pillows.”

Earl: “THOSE AREN’T PILLOWS!”