Clean Jokes
Honey it’s me
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
When a cell phone on a bench rings, a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk….
MAN: “Hello”
WOMAN: “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”
MAN: “Yes.”
WOMAN: I am at the mall and found a beautiful leather coat. It’s $1,000. Can I buy it?”
MAN: “OK, go ahead if you like it that much.”
WOMAN: I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2002 models. I saw one I really liked.”
MAN: How much?”
WOMAN: $60,000.
MAN: “For that price I want it with all the options.”
WOMAN: “Great! One more thing. … The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They’re only asking $450,000.”
MAN: “Well, then go ahead and buy it but just offer $420,000.”
WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you!”
MAN: “Bye, I love you too.”
The man hangs up. The other men are looking at him in astonishment
Then he asks: “Anyone know who this phone belongs to?”