I’m so old

I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type.
Bob Hope

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two…
Sir Norman Wisdom

Yes, time flies. And where did it leave you? Old too soon…smart too late.
Mike Tyson

You know you’re getting fat when you can pinch an inch on your forehead.
John Mendoza

As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer.
Robert Quillen

People say that age is just a state of mind. I say it’s more about the state of your body.
Geoffrey Parfitt