Johnny Was Out Hunting With His Dad

Little Johnny was out hunting with his dad late in the year.

Dad comes by to see how Johnny is doing.

Johnny says,

“Except for my wiener getting cold when I went pee, I’m OK.”

His dad tells him,

“Well if it gets cold again just rub it a little bit to warm it up!”

Dad walks away chuckling a little bit, and a while later figures he better check on Johnny again.

“Son, you doing OK?”.

“Doing good dad.”

“Well, did your wiener get cold again, and if so, did you rub it a little?”

“Sure did dad, and man it feels great when the frost comes out!”