A young pastor moved to town and decided he would go around and introduce himself to the new congregation.
He rang the first door bell and a lady came to the door.
She stared at him as he introduced himself.
She said, “I can’t believe how much you look like Conway T witty, the country music singer.”
He replied, “Yes, ma’am, I hear that a lot.”
He went to the next house and the next, and every lady that came to the door said the same thing that he looked like Conway T witty.
At the last house, a shapely young lady came to the door with a towel around her.
He started to introduce himself, but she loosened her towel, threw her arms in the air, and screamed, “Conway T witty!”
The pastor stood there, stunned. Then he said, “Hello, darling!”