The lawyer says to his client

The lawyer says to his client, Bill Shorten, “I have some good news and some bad news.”

Bill replies: “I’ve had a bloody awful week, so let’s hear the good news first.”

The lawyer says: “Your wife Chloe invested $20,000 in five pictures which are worth a minimum of $2 million.”

Bill replies enthusiastically: “Well done, that’s very good news indeed! You’ve made my day. Now, what’s the bad news?”

His lawyer answers: “The pictures are of you in bed with your secretary.”