Clean Jokes The Lawyer Says To His Client share it share it pin it The lawyer says to his client, Bill Shorten, “I have some good news and some bad news.” Bill replies: “I’ve had a bloody awful week, so let’s hear the good news first.” The lawyer says: “Your wife Chloe invested $20,000 in five pictures which are worth a minimum of $2 million.” Bill replies enthusiastically: “Well done, that’s very good news indeed! You’ve made my day. Now, what’s the bad news?” His lawyer answers: “The pictures are of you in bed with your secretary.” Related Topics: Up Next A Class Of 3rd Graders Return Don't Miss Little Mary Was Not The Best Student You may like Advertisement Advertisement