Three men are sitting on a park bench

Three men are sitting on a park bench, enjoying the weather and bragging about their wives.

Saw nothing the first day

The first man, tool, married a woman from Kentucky, and told her in no uncertain terms:

“When I get back from work, I want the house to be clean and tidy.”

He didn’t see any changes on the first day.

But on the second day, the house was clean and tidy.

Saw nothing

The second man, Brandon, married a woman from Virginia, and said to her:

“When I get back from work, I want the house to be clean, the laundry done, and have food ready on the table.”

On the first day he didn’t see any changes, and not on the second day either.

But on the third day, it was as he had asked.

The third brother, John, married a woman from Texas, and had said to her:

“When I get back from work,

I want the house to be clean, the laundry done, and have food ready on the table.”

On the first day he didn’t see anything, and not on the second or third day either.

On the fourth day, he could see a little bit with his left eye, and had just enough mobility in his right hand to make himself a sandwich and put the dishes in the dishwasher…