Funny Jokes A police officer asks a thief A police officer asks a thief, “Why did you steal this stranger’s watch?” The thief replies, “I didn’t steal it — he gave it to me!” The policeman asks, “When did he give it to you?” The thief tells him, “When I showed him the gun. Related Topics: Up Next A boy was on a park bench candy in his mouth Don't Miss Three men are playing golf at a Country Club You may like Advertisement Advertisement Advertisement