Employee & Boss

Employee: “I bet you $6,000 i can piss in your cup 30 meters away.”

Boss: “OK I would like to see you try.”

Employee: As he moves on pissing all over the floor loosing $6,000 not caring.

Boss: “Ha you just lost $6,000.”

Secretary: “God dammit!”

Boss: “Whats wrong?”

Secretary: “He bet me $200,000 he could piss allover your floor and you would be happy about it!”