She asks the barista

A customer walks into a coffee shop.

She asks the barista, “How much for a cup of coffee?”

The barista points to the menu and says, “Five dollars for a cup of coffee and refills are free.”

The customer responds, “Thanks. I’ll have a refill.”

Don’t ever let anyone tell you fairy tales aren’t real.

I wake up every morning to drink a potion made from magic beans that brings me back to life.

Every morning, I see this exhausted woman who looks like she would murder someone for a cup of coffee.

I really should move that mirror.