The Biggest Blonde Convention

A Blonde is very upset at people stereotyping blondes, so she organises a blonde convention.

Over 50,000 blondes attend.

The leader stands on a stage and says, “Us blondes have always been misrepresented by the media and we have always been stereotyped.

We are here today to prove us blondes aren’t dumb! Now may I have a volunteer?”

A blonde steps onto the stage.

“What is ten divided by two?” The volunteer replies, “Two.”

The leader is dismayed but the crowd cheers,”Another chance!”

A second volunteer is called up. Once again she asks the question and the blonde replies,”T-ten?”

The crowd shouts,”Another chance!”

The third volunteer is called up. After three minutes of thought, she correctly replies,”Five.”

The crowd shouts,”Another chance!”