The Frog And The Engineering Student

An engineering student found a frog on his way to class.

“If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess” the frog said.

The student smiled, thought for a minute, and put the frog in his bag and kept walking.

After a few minutes, he heard the frog calling out again, so he took it out.

“If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess and go out on a date with you!”

The student smiled, put it back in his bag, and kept walking.

After a few minutes, he heard the frog calling out again, so he took it out.

“If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a princess, go out on multiple dates with you, introduce you to my parents, who knows what will happen after that!”

He smiled and started to put it back in his bag.

“WAIT! Why won’t you kiss me!?”

“Well, I’m incredibly busy with school right now, so I don’t have time for a girlfriend. However, a talking frog is really cool.”