Three women sit in a beauty parlour

Three women sit in a beauty parlour talking about their husbands.

The first woman says, “Last night my husband said he was going to his office, but when I called they said he wasn’t there!”

“I know!” the next woman says, “Last night my husband said he was going to his brother’s house, but when I called he wasn’t there.”

The third woman says, “I always know where my husband is.”

“Impossible!” both women exclaim,

“He has you completely fooled!”

“Oh no,” says the woman.

“I’m a widow.”