Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar

Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar.

One complained to the other, “Boy, business taste it. If I don’t sell more cars this month, I’m going to lose my bang bum!”

Too late he noticed a beautiful blonde, sitting two stools away.

Immediately, he offered apologies for his use of bad language.

“That’s okay,” the blonde replied, “I have a very similar problem… If I don’t sell more bum this month, I’m going to lose my bang car!”