Joke of the day
A crusty old man walks into a bank
A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller, “I want to open a account here.”
The astonished woman replies, “I beg your pardon, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this bank.”
The woman leaves the window & goes over to the bank manager to inform him of her situation.
The manager agrees that a woman does not have to listen to that foul language.
They both return to the window & the manager asks the old geezer, “Sir, what seems to be the problem here?”
“There is no problem,” the man says.
“I just won $200 million bucks in the damn lottery & I want to put my damn money in this bank.”
“Oh…I see,” says the manager,
“And is this b**tch giving you a hard time sir…?”