A duck, a pigeon, and a chicken all walk into a courtroom…
The judge asked the duck,
“What is your crime?”
The duck responds, “I was blowing bubbles in front of City Hall.”
The judge says, “There’s no crime committed here, you’re free to go.”
The judge then asks the pigeon,
“What is your crime?”
The pigeon responds,
“I was also blowing bubbles in front of City Hall.”
The judge looks a little confused but finally says,
“There’s no crime committed here, you’re also free to go.”
Lastly, the chicken walks up to the judge, and the judge asks,
“What is your crime?”
The chicken, first looking back at the pigeon and the duck, then turning to the judge says,
“I’m Bubbles.”