A guy meet his friends for drink

A guy is due to meet his friends for drink at a bar but arrives late.

When he does eventually turn up his friends ask why he is late.

The guy says, “Well, you won’t believe what just happened.

I was walking my usual route via the rail tracks when suddenly

I saw a young, undressed woman tied up next to the tracks.

Of course I untied her and we had s*** because I freed her.”

The friends are cheering and one friend asks,

“So… did you get any head?”

The guy replies, “No, I couldn’t find it