A Little Boy First Day In School

It was a little boy’s first day in school and a teacher was going to play a “guessing” game.

She passed out different items to each of the students and proceeded to ask each student what item they received.

When it was the new boy, Johnny’s turn, the teacher gave him a candy kiss.

She asked, “Do you know what it is?”

Johnny replied “No”

The teacher said,

“Go ahead and open it up and taste it.”

Little Johnny did so.

The teacher then asked,

“Now do you know what it is?”

Little Johnny said “No.”

The teacher said,

“I” ll give you a hint it is something your daddy wants from your mommy every morning before he goes to work.”

A little girl in the back of the class jumps up and screams

“Johnny, SPIT IT OUT… IT’S A PIECE OF A$S.”