Joke of the day
A man goes into the hospital
A man goes into the hospital for some tests.
The medical staff knocks him out, and when he comes around there is a doctor peering over him, pulling up his eyelid and wielding the reflex hammer.
The doctor says: “Ah, I’m glad you’re awake. I’m afraid I have some good news and some bad news.”
The man says: “Don’t hold back, Doc, tell me the bad news.”
The doctor says “Your condition was worse than we thought and we had to amputate both of your legs.”
The man asks: “What is the good news, then?”
The doctor replies: “The man in the next bed wants to buy your slippers.”