Joke of the day A policeman stops a lady share it share it pin it A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses.” The woman answered “Well, I have contacts.” The policeman replied “I don’t care who you know! You’re getting a ticket!”Advertisement Related Topics: Up Next A beautiful woman is standing on a bridge Don't Miss A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill You may like Advertisement Advertisement