A woman scanned the guest at a party and spotted an attractive man standing alone so she approached him.
“My name is Carmen,” she told him.
“That’s a beautiful name,” he replied, “Is it a family name?”
“No! I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most-cars and men.”
“What’s your name?” she asked.
With a smile he replied,
“B.J. Titsenbeer”